eluting:

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

(Source: wispygirl)

free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

(Source: free-booty)

pocahonturd:

parasailin-sarahpalin:

1997kids:

brilliant

IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT

YES IT’S BACK

(Source: fagprince)

fallingstarcas:

I just want Dean and Cas to be dating and then some nice old lady to realize they’re a couple and ask them how they met and before Dean can stop him, Cas says completely seriously. “I found him in hell. I gripped him tight and raised him from perdition. He was heavier than I’d anticipated”. And then Dean just
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waffle-os:

stitched-to-a-smile:

animechibileak123:

You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.

This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.

Also immunity cat protects your blog from “if you don’t reblog I’m judging you” posts

Dad: I'm going out, you know the rules, right?
Me: Shoot first, ask questions later, and watch over Sammy.
Dad: ....
Dad: what
Me: what
kushandwizdom:

I can relate to this
drugsruleeverythingaroundme:

Who got the weed?
kush-lounge:

Kush Lounge

kush-lounge:

Kush Lounge

trail-rated:

saddleupbitches:

im-finn-the-human-so-what:

for those who love those silly furry babies… More here http://dogdose.com/30-hilarious-struggles-dog-owner-truly-understand/

I LOVE DOGS SO MUCH

These are all true